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pensive-brony:

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Bible
“Joseph jacked off until he came, and put his seed into a turkey baster, and gave it to Mary, who squirted it into herself, and she conceived;
And, nine months later, she gave birth to a son, whom they named Jesus.”

I didn’t even need to read this excerpt I’m just flabbergasted with the fact that there’s a fandom for the Bible…

pensive-brony:

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Bible

“Joseph jacked off until he came, and put his seed into a turkey baster, and gave it to Mary, who squirted it into herself, and she conceived;

And, nine months later, she gave birth to a son, whom they named Jesus.”

I didn’t even need to read this excerpt I’m just flabbergasted with the fact that there’s a fandom for the Bible…

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forbidden-transmutations:

fourthpariah:

It’s about time someone fucking said it.

dood ikr.

forbidden-transmutations:

fourthpariah:

It’s about time someone fucking said it.

dood ikr.

(Source: scornandritz)

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deadkitttens:

savedbyequine:

already-dead-ontheinside:

charred-innocence:

The amount of notes this picture should have is 0. Not over 12,000.

^^ this makes me sad…. its sad how many people have been told to go die, well you know what? don’t go die, live, live because you’re worth it, live because people care, live because its you’re life, live the way you want to and not how other people want you too

My grade 8 PRINCIPAL told me to kill myself…

^^^^^^^^^ ok dude wtf
your principal should go to hell
mmk?
my mind tells me to kill myself too

deadkitttens:

savedbyequine:

already-dead-ontheinside:

charred-innocence:

The amount of notes this picture should have is 0. Not over 12,000.

^^ this makes me sad…. its sad how many people have been told to go die, well you know what? don’t go die, live, live because you’re worth it, live because people care, live because its you’re life, live the way you want to and not how other people want you too

My grade 8 PRINCIPAL told me to kill myself…

^^^^^^^^^ ok dude wtf

your principal should go to hell

mmk?

my mind tells me to kill myself too

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meow-says-the-witch:

… I don’t remember this…